Cuddle Barn Polar Bear Christmas 2020

Cuddle Barn Polar Bear Christmas 2020



Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers

Q: What did the polar bear say to the penguin?
A: What are YOU doing in this half of the world? (FYI: polar bears live in the North, penguins live in the South)

Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw campers in sleeping bags?
A: Yum… Hot Pockets!

Q: What did the polar bear have stuck in it’s teeth?
A: Slow Eskimos.

Q: What’s considered a balanced diet for polar bears?
A: A seal in each paw

Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist

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